I Am 34 Percent Girly

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I'd just like to point out that a large majority of the things listed below are stereotypical of the female gender and aren't factual at all. Everyone is different and unique, with their own interests and behaviors. Therefore, gender stereotyping like some of the things shown below need to be permanently wiped off the earth. Having a pink bedroom is not girly. It's having a pink bedroom. (For example.) So please keep in mind when you see things like that not to take them so seriously. The things below do not make me "girly." Want to know what makes me girly? Having a vagina and breasts. 

You have:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish 
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60 
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use 
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything 
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet 
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp 
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper 
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets 
Total So Far: 1

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework 
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural  
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day 
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it 
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home 
[ ] Have a name for your car 
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week 
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup 
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"  
Total So Far: 5

Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter 
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry 
[ ] Mirrors
[x] Chick flicks 
[x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies 
[ ] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals 
[ ] Purses
Total So Far: 9

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[x] Forever 21   
[ ] Victoria's Secret 
[ ] Guess
[ ] Claire's 
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale 
Total So Far: 10

Do you say:
[ ] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank(y)
[ ] Totally
[x] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous  
Total So Far: 11

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan 
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[x] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com 
Total So Far: 12

Do you love these:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls 
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[x] A Walk to Remember
[x] Sweet Home Alabama  
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far:  16

Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City  
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls 
[x] Degrassi 
Total So Far: 17

Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am __% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.

34%
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